Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
BEFORE LESSONS START LET'S HAVE FUN WITH A FEW JOKES ONE OF MY STUDENTS WAS KIND ENOUGH TO FIND FOR ME ( THANK YOU ELENI !) :
- What did one ghost say to the other?
-'' Do you believe in people? ''
-When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
-When you're a mouse
-Why didn't the skeleton enjoy the party?
-He had ''no body'' to dance with
-What happened when Dracula's parents met?
-It was love at
My name is Katerina Vlachou and I am an english teacher in a public primary school. I have decided to create this Website as a way of further communication with my students ,offering them the opportunity to use the language I teach them outside the classroom. I hope they will enjoy it as much as I do!