A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What do you need to go to high school?
A. A ladder.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."